Open Invitation

This is a formal invitation to come watch me entertain my students from 10 a.m. to 11:10 a.m. every Wednesday during the school year. A donation is welcomed but not required. Lunch will be provided immediately following the viewing. Lunch will be from 11:20 a.m. to noon.

Tickets are not necessary to attend.

Instead one must be fingerprinted, TB cleared with paperwork completed including a photo taken for your ID badge. This badge must be attached to your shirt at all times during the entertainment portion of your invitation.

Included with your visit (in addition to your lunch) will be front row seats to the action and perhaps you may catch a germ or two. Unlimited autographs and laughs shall be expected.

Seriously though…

Highest Salary for NFL

Hey @SanFrancisco49ers #49ers @jimmypolo10 #jimmypolo! I promise to workout and continue to instill fitness and mindfulness practices in my students too.

Oh… I’ll also teach them stuff. Like…

1. Good Citizenship

2. Well-Rounded human being skills

3. Peace and Kindness

And there’s the obvious…

1. Reading

2. Writing

3. Math

4. Science

5. Art

6. History

But I understand you’re an entertainer. You should come see the entertainment I provide. Let’s compare some things based on my assumption… you know what they say about assuming but… humor me…

NFL- practice hours; ME- planning

NFL- work outs; ME- working out

NFL- Sundays Game Time; ME- teaching 8:25-2:37 Monday – Friday

You get the point.

I invite whomever is reading this to come watch the game of teaching in our class.

Donations welcome.

(For location details email me.)

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